by Adam Szymkowicz
directed by Kelly O’Donnell
Nov 30 – Dec 15, 2012
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The Secret Theatre
44-02 23rd Street
Long Island City, NY 11101
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photo by Isaiah Tanenbaum
THE STORY: Hearts Like Fists is a superhero noir comedy about the dangers of love. The city’s heart beats with fear: Doctor X is sneaking into apartments and injecting lovers with a lethal poison. Lisa’s heart beats with hope: now that she’s joined the elite Crimefighters, maybe she can live a life with meaning. And every beat of Peter’s wounded heart brings him closer to death, but he’s designing an artificial replacement that will never break. Can the Crimefighters stop Doctor X? Do Peter and Lisa have a chance at love? And who is the girl with a face like a plate?
running time: 100 minutes
The Characters
SALLY
Leader and founder of the Crimefighters
Likes: The Commissioner
Dislikes: Crime, chaos, hospital corners
Fun Fact: I will tell you nothing about myself.
“Get that camera away from me. I have work to do.”
NINA
A member of the Crimefighters
Loves: Dr. X
Hates: Dr. X
Fun Fact: A track star in college. Could have gone all the way but then crime called and she answered with justice.
“I’m not thinking about him.”
JAZMIN
A member of the Crimefighters
Dislikes: Doing the dishes
Likes: Beating up men
Fun Fact: Was arrested a lot for assault before becoming a Crimefighter. Like A LOT.
“I will put you in the hospital if you don’t move your hand.” and “What’s your name?”
DOCTOR X
A costumed criminal and doctor
Likes: You, with your face like a plate
Dislikes: happy couples, having to accomplish things
Fun Fact: Surgery is like riding a bicycle. You never forget. Even if you have brain damage. . . I’m pretty sure.
“I will get you. I will get you all. No one should have love if I can’t.”
LISA
A crimestopper who the Crimefighters are trying to recruit.
Likes: Being in love.
Dislikes: Breaking hearts, but what can you do?
unFun Fact: Her father died during brain surgery.
“Beauty is just a thing. Just like any other thing some people have.”
PETER
A heart surgeon/inventor of an artificial heart prototype
Likes: his work
Dislikes: the rash of heart crimes
unFun Fact: His heart’s been broken a lot.
“Was she flirting with me? I’m kind of oblivious to that kind of thing. Excuse me. I have to go work on my artificial heart.”
(Illustrations by Will Lowry)
THE CAST
Read about the cast HERE.
THE CREATIVE TEAM
Read about the Playwright, Director, Designers, and the rest of the Creative Team.
Becky Byers
Nina
Aja Houston
Sally
Rachael Hip-Flores
Jazmin
Jennifer Somers Kipley
Ensemble
August Schulenburg
Doctor X
Marnie Schulenburg
Lisa
Susan Louise O’Connor
Nurse
Chester Poon
Ensemble
Chinaza Uche
Peter
Chris Wight
The Commissioner
Adam Szymkowicz
Playwright
Kelly O’Donnell
Director
Jodi M. Witherell
Production Stage Manager
Kia Rogers
Lighting Designer/
Production Manager
Will Lowry
Set Designer
Stephanie Levin
Costume Designer
Janie Bullard
Sound Designer
Adam Swiderski
Fight Director
Rocío Mendez
Assistant Fight Director
Jennifer Somers Kipley
Assistant Director
Emily Owens, PR
Press Relations
How to Get to The Secret Theatre
(Just 15 minutes from midtown Manhattan!)
By Subway
Take the 7, E, or G to Court Sq/23rd Street
walking directions from E/G trains: Exit the subway station at 23rd & 44th drive. Take a right on 23rd north (you will be walking under the elevated train) Look for the building with the green “Caffeina” sign. The Secret Theatre is on the left, through the green gates.
walking directions from 7 train: Walk north on 23rd (walking under the elevated train line) to the green gates on the left side of street. Look for the building with the green “Caffeina” sign. The Secret Theatre is on the left, through the green gates.
By Car
from Midtown Tunnel
from Queensboro Bridge
from Brooklyn
By Bicycle
There are many bike lanes in the area. View the map.
